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posted on 31/1/2022 12:04Another few days in tory - Gramsci.
b. It happened but wasn’t a party
c. It was a party but wasn’t organised
d. It was organised by nobody told me it broke rules
e. It broke rules but I didn’t know the rules
f. OK fine, I wrote those rules, but I thought it was a business meeting
g. After 25 minutes watching people drink from a suitcase, play on swings, and do a DJ did a set, I worked out it might not be a business meeting
h. I didn’t kill the stripper [OK, I made that up, but would it shock you?]
i. I’ve done nothing wrongj. I have apologised to the Queen for "doing nothing wrong"
k. I have also apologised to parliament for "doing nothing wrong"
l. This is disproportionate
m. I am a big dog who dominates his party
n. Quick, everybody shout a stupid policy, cos I need saving
o. My child was poorly with Covid, now take your ****ing mask off in school, it’s safe
p. My wife made me do it
q. WAR WAR WAR
11. Johnson insisted he hadn’t authorised saving pets instead of humans from Kabul
12. Emails showed he had
13. So now the govt says officials often write the PMs instructions for him, while the PM has no idea what’s going on
14. Is it bad that I find that slightly reassuring?
15. Stoned halibut Michael Gove announced a new £1.5 bn "levelling up" fund, which amounts to £3 per person per week. We're rich!
16. Except it’s not new money, so actually amounts to £0
17. 2m "red wall" households expecting to level up will be the worst hit by Tory tax rises
18. Tories announced a multimillion £ cut of all the "Brexit red tape" they had promised would never happen
19. 4 months ago they spent £335 million to fund red tape Brexit caused in Northern Ireland, which they are now cancelling
20. But they can't cancel it, cos it's EU rules
21. Tories wasted £2.7 billion ordering PPE that didn’t work and got a warning for "extreme negligence on an industrial scale"
22. 20% of govt Covid contracts in 2020/21 raised a "red flag" for corruption using internationally recognized standards
23. Bewitched trellis Theresa May said "nobody is above the law". Sure
24. The Met dropped corruption charges against Johnson, a one-man game of shag, marry, avoid, for lack of evidence over Jennifer Arcuri
25. Arcuri then released 100 pages of evidence police didn’t look for
26. The Met division where Sajid Javid’s brother is a senior officer told Sue Gray her report into parties could **not mention parties**
27. Rishi Sunak told the UK’s National Crime Agency to “butt out” of investigating Covid fraud
28. And researchers found the Johnson administration "more corrupt than any UK govt" since the study began in 1945
29. So that’s nobody being above the law, is it?
30. Plague update: last week the govt cancelled masks in schools to get Johnson out of trouble ... for 15 minutes
31. Infections soared, and now 415,000 kids are off sick with Covid
32. So a week later, masks are back in schools and Johnson is still in trouble
33. Only 3 months after its vaccine policy drove 40,000 workers out of care homes, the govt did a U-turn on vaccines
34. It then changed Universal Credit rules to force people to go and work, ideally in care homes
35. And MI5 were asked to investigate "security risk" Boris Johnson after it was found he often left top secret papers "lying around his flat" during his illegal parties
- “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell -
- Another few days in tory - Gramsci. 31/1 12:04 (read 1093 times, 1 post in thread)
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